it's dentist time...

feeling floppy, this will perk you up...

reply a juniors into the mode of Time...

please do not use it when abnormality is found...

the taste of people...uh huh...eeeeeeeekk!!

but i can't imagine how the postal system deals with this sort of issue (heh)

i got a bright feeling and i [woo!] enjoy [wooooo!]

um...i guess there are three of something...but is there an ace up their sleeve?

i shook the tin, i drew the chopstick, i found the number...i didn't rike it so i did it again...ok, fate is reeely dealing me baaaaad fortune...and it's true - i can't tell my request to others and misfortune does happen to me repeatedly - how did they know about my house...i always forget the iron is on...most importantly...the patient did get worth...

as you wander the mean streets of kyoto, you may find yourself in a scene from 9 _^1/2 weeks...or something... in that case, it's lucky you can drop a coupla coins in and retrieve yourself a wrinkle chapeau (jelly)

hey let's go that way....no, perhaps we should go the

can go home - i like my food

cheers - here's

don't know about you, perhaps i'm too lackadaisical but i generally leave my stools to the toilet

just don't play with matches around it - whatever you do!

wisdom does...
sounds a lot like some of the teachers i had at skool...

we'll think of

simply know your hair's better than the rest...you're a hair:

generous...some is just

little glossy confections now!
everywhere i went, i saw these marble like balls. oh how i longed to know what they were until finally there was a clear explanation in engrish

spoll collectry

knickers in a bo-ttel..la lala

hey, you just gotta keep out, maaaan....

better than spit on a pizza...

"yeah enough about that, let me tell you about..."
the last time i was interrupted by moss i was also being troubled by the tv broadcasting the plans of my neighbours to put snakes in my bed...

due to this big

this is what you call a really really high colonic...

floppy coinage...

drux..?

buddy...
when i want something extra with my coffee...
(i'm glad this picture was provided to ensure we're all on the same page)

 i used to go to the rainy one down the street

relationships should also carry this warning

on you...

and a side of beef stake

yummm, so many dericious fings to choose from... next time i want a omlet

for that cup o hot java...gaggin for it...

then you must pay attention to the principles. most women who prefer to avoid that condition know that it's important that eggs and cock do not go together...

you need to take care in the sun, but you're not the only one being careful... this t-shirt alerts us to the salient fact that it takes the sun an effort to do its thing. sunburn doesn't just happen by accident you know...

i heard an anecdote aboute bruce once...and suffice to say it involved large volumes of liquid, plastic sheets and...well anyway, no wonder the shop is ill...

well, where is the best place for garbage i ask you?

hic...i rooooly...hic...lerv...yoooo...hic...

rooly clappy bootreg DVD covers from flikr.

"WE LIVE WITH NATURE" A long time ago, before human was born, there were only WOODS, GRASS, BIRDS, ANIMALS and FISH. When human was born, they helped the newly born baby, offering their bodies. GRASS and ANIMALS became human's clothings, and then, they protected him from the rain, wind and cold. WOODS and GRASS gave him their fruits, nuts and grains. ANIMALS, BIRDS and FISH became human's food, and, they grew him up. WE WILL NEVER FORGET THEIR FAVORS. WE NEVER LIVE WITHOUT NATURE. 'CAUSE, WE LIVE WITH NATURE.
Japanese SUV Spare Tyre Covers

薬局くだわら
rook at the rogo...tha's all

i don't want my batteries pile out so i will not touch it movement...

this is not really engrish either - but it's a fabbo visual kind of engrish in so much as it represents an aspect of japanese culture that we anglos often find....strange... food that smiles at you

i have heard many pet names for pocket monkeys...popo is as good as any. go easy with the convulsing enter though popo...be gentle with me...

i know i have to operate this lock - but i'm not looking forward to part 3 - crushing upwards by hand...

when pressed, it will not ring again three minutes later

use some scrumbed bun for better taste...
hot oil can send out the pulp drops immediately like surfing...

appearance of handling...

for plastic cars to have a poly peptide function - even a single peptide function would be unusual...

faddish present - suit both refined and popular tastes!
i espeshry rike the iridecent glassy orifice...

with angell...
she is friction powered...hmmm, sounds like my grrrlfriend...

eliminate eye's bag...

unique two protuberant instantly applies massage when operated oon the switch...

create a tranquilizing feeling...
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

this product is usually used as a greeting doorbell in place of a ritual girl to welcome visitor. if set the sound as alarming, the unit can be used as alarming doorbell...
aaaaaraaaghhh! oh, it's just the doorbell honey...

some of these leaves look familiar - is it a convenient time for a spliff?
or is it just the call of nature...?

i feel uplifted and touched...
and slightly alarmed by a widely open sky...

i happy you!

(*bleuch*)

ooohhh, cute liddle kitty !*KLONK*!

one more Singapore gem for those who like that colonised feeling

ok - this isn't really engrish - Singaporeans speak better English than me do erm, I do - but it's pretty funny to a westerner

don't be afraid wet and sun...

i used to have a dog called noodle who ate monks - so...

i have attached the porry ruck-beckoning rylics
waiting for immediate realizations
but what am i beckoning...??

Certainly I have fetish of living dolls. But unfortunately I am not a homosexual.

would you like to play vomit?
let the other see how disguise it is...

CATPRIN, a tailor for cats. Ever imagined dressing up your lovely cat into a fabulous beauty? You don't have to dress her everyday, in fact she might not feel comfortable with a dress on for days. Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies.

another from Singapore - they say it's a very regulated city - if you didn't know that durians smell like a rotting corpse, you'd think this was a bit harsh.

i am not a vely good dj, but i rike to know about disco righting. remember be careful notto crumb the bulb.